My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now
is the one that says 'First Iraq, then France'." ...Tom Brokaw

"The French announced today that they would not help us
remove Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help
us remove Hitler from France." ...Jay Leno

"France said this week they need more evidence to convince
them Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for
more evidence it came rollin' thru Paris with a German Flag
on it." ...Dave Letterman

......and my all time favorite! Why are all the highways
in France lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade!!!

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without
an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage. ...unknown

France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is
miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen
are miserable because they live in France. ...Mark Twain

Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada....Ted Nugent

The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them
we found truffles in Iraq.

War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The French Army

Q. How do you stop a French Tank?
A. "Threaten" to shoot the guy pushing.

Q. How many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris.
A. We don't know, it's never been tried.

The best French bashing line heard over the last week is:
"We can count on the French to be there when they need us."